Monster Island

Trapped on the horrifying Monster Island with only a television crew to help keep them alive, six friends must battle their way to safety. Featuring a star-studded cast with Mary Elizabeth Winstead, Carmen Electra, Nick Carter and legendary TV icon Adam West.
[ROARING]
[SHOUTING]
[SCREAMING]
I don’t believe this!
[SCREAMING]
Are you kidding me?
JOSH (VOICEOVER): High school’s
pathetic enough
without this nonsense.
How the hell did I get here?
[DOORBELL]
Josh Kruger, guess what?
Your name was chosen out of
500,000 entries.
You and your entire senior class
are going to party
with Carmen Electra on your own
private island,
courtesy of MTV.
– Whoa, whoa, wait– – No way!
No way!
We won the MTV contest?
JOSH (VOICEOVER): Scammed by my
own little sister on live TV.
Entered me without even asking.
She was dead.
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Shout out to my girls–
[SHOUTING]
And Justin!
Timberlake!
Everyone!
I’m gonna kill you!
[SCREAMING]
SINGER: You’re looking out fast,
a young man rose up.
Nose up.
Ahead of the other ones.
JOSH (VOICEOVER): Let me just
say this–
winning some massive MTV contest
was the last thing I needed.
My girlfriend had recently
dumped me,
and I was in no shape to be
shipped off
to some island in the middle of
nowhere
to hang with Carmen Electra.
Yeah!
JOSH (VOICEOVER): My class was
psyched.
For them, this was the ultimate
school trip.
I just wanted to hurl myself
into the sea.
The pack, pop music, the whole
party thing?
I was never really into it.
Add in my ex was along for the
ride.
I don’t think my life could suck
any worse.
Look, don’t get me wrong– it’s
not that I’m
against having a good time.
I just don’t like being told how
and when to do it.
Now, thanks to my scheming
little sister,
I was hosting the kind of party
I
would never even be invited to.
I had no idea how I was going to
survive
all this joyful exuberance.
At least I had my best friends
with me,
to keep me from losing my mind.
Nothing I like better than
vacationing
with every jackass who’s ever
tortured me.
I can’t believe my stupid sister
would do this to me.
It’s just business, Josh.
Jen really wanted to win this.
I can respect initiative like
that.
You’re blinded by lust, Andy.
Hitler had initiative.
The Republicans have initiative.
– Martha Stewart. – Right.
Yeah.
It’s what you’re initiating that
counts.
Remember that.
A blind man could see it.
My sister’s the devil.
Send me to hell.
Yeah, and then we totally went
up to her, and– oh, my god.
It was so–
Having a good time?
Oh– bitter, dark, sad Joshy.
Fun bad.
People bad.
Why don’t you try to relax?
Where did you get the balls to
enter me
in this totally disgusting
display
of corporate self promotion?
Were you high?
I entered everyone I knew over
18.
Who would complain but you?
This is my senior class.
You’re a junior.
What the hell?
Principal Havy loves me.
He put me on the VIP list.
Don’t you have any shame?
Don’t you?
Sitting up in your room,
brooding over Maddie?
When are you going to get over
it?
This is your senior year, Josh.
This is supposed to be the good
times.
Maybe even the best times.
Hit me on the head, and stuff
in the crawlspace
if these are the best times.
OK, forget that this would be
fun
for 99% of the rest of the
world,
and forget about how all those
people you hate now
think you’re a hero for winning
this, and consider–
Maddie.
This may be your perfect chance.
Maybe your only chance to win
her back.
JOSH (VOICEOVER): Yep.
Maddy got herself a brand new
action hero boyfriend.
She thinks she’s found someone
just as idealistic as she is.
I guess I just never saw the
point in doing all
the stuff she wanted me to do.
I just wanted to be with her.
The circus closes this weekend
.
You know how they treat those
animals.
We have to protest.
Can’t I just write a scathing
letter?
You know what?
Forget it.
I need to be with someone who’s
going to get off his ass
and do something about the
things he believes in.
Not just sit around his house,
spewing complaints.
You used to think my spew was
funny.
You are funny.
But it gets old.
OK.
Tough crowd.
Must get new material.
Broader, more physical stuff.
See, that wasn’t funny.
Just take me home.
Oh.
JOSH (VOICEOVER): So I blew it.
And now she’s with a guy who
thinks he’s the next president
of the United States.
You know, as the next
generation of leaders,
we have a responsibility.
Check this– the estimated rate
of extinction of plants
and animal species in rainforest
ecosystems such as these
is in excess of 50,000 every
year.
We can’t afford to–
Hey.
What’s up, party monster?
You OK?
You look a little pale.
And we’re losing roughly 140
species every day.
We really need to protect what’s
left of our rainforests,
and get the logging companies
out of there.
That’s my girl, huh?
You know how every time there’s
a party like this,
it’s always that one idiot who
gets a little too crazy
and ruins it for everybody else?
I love being that idiot.
Monkey!
[SCREECHING]
Stop, man.
Remind me again why we keep
company with him.
Fourth grade, he took on Jimmy
Cushing, Eric King,
and both their older brothers
when
they were kicking our asses.
[SHOUTING]
He sprayed Silly String in
their eyes
and got his ass kicked, too.
It’s the thought that counts.
This is so cool.
I can’t believe I’m finally a
VJ.
You’re on a test deal.
Choke on here once, newbie, and
you’re back to making coffee
and picking up dry cleaning.
I’m not worried.
It’s going to be a great gig.
Whatever.
I can’t wait to get back to TRL
in New York.
TRL.
New York.
You think you can put in a good
word for me?
You got any money?
Oh, yeah!
Candy for monkey.
You know, you wouldn’t believe
the toxic waste
they put in this.
It’s definitely not fit for
human consumption.
Not at all.
Hey, Kruger, good job on the
big win, man.
Thanks for having us all along.
(SARCASTICALLY) The pleasure’s
mine.
Dude, you got a little, uh– a
little chocolate,
or something on your lip there.
What’s your problem, Mr. Pants?
Huh? You want some monkey?
You want some monkey, don’t you?
I got it right here!
Right here! – It’s cool.
I got this one.
No monkey.
Talk to you guys later, all
right?
Yeah. Come on, Andy.
Tango time. Tango time.
No, no, no.
I’m not ready for this.
I’ve not danced with
[INAUDIBLE]..
Can we not do this old cliche?
All right.
I’ll catch up with you later.
How could you prefer to be with
that phony piece
of nonsense?
That haircut?
When are you going to realize
that sarcasm and disdain
is not an end unto itself?
Well, it depends on the quality
of the remark,
don’t you think?
No, I don’t.
I already told you, I don’t want
words.
I want action.
How about reaction?
Check this one out.
It’s latest.
Huh?
Chase Newsome’s not the answer!
Talk about posers.
At least you know where I stand.
[SCREECHING]
Whoa.
Josh Kruger.
Lil Mindi.
Hey, you ready to meet Carmen
Electra?
Did you see that?
Don’t you play me, now.
You’ve got backstage passes.
Did somebody say backstage
passes?
BOUNCER: You guys are clear.
Come on in.
And no sudden movements.
Eight-Ball– where’s my black
fishnets?
Huh?
Fishnets?
Yeah, they’re in the trunk
behind the dressing table.
Oh.
Hi.
What up, girl?
Got a fan of yours over here.
So you’re Josh?
You seem so familiar.
Really?
You didn’t mail me a 6 foot
nude sculpture of myself
made out of rubber cement?
No.
No, I made mine out of Silly
Putty.
You’re funny.
Oh my god, this is totally the
best!
I can’t believe I’m here with
you.
Here, Josh, take our picture.
Oh my god, thank you.
You’re so cool.
Aw, you’re so sweet. Thank you.
Thank you.
Carmen, you should decide what
you’re wearing tonight.
I know.
I’m so out of it before a show.
Um– would you guys help me
pick?
Really?
Yeah.
Oh my god!
I hate making decisions.
Oh, I know.
Me, too.
Totally.
Do you like this one?
Oh, wow.
Oh, that’s so nice.
Got a lot of decent stuff here.
Radiohead?
Queens of the Stone Age.
Ramones?
All right.
Always been a rock girl.
Ramones were the best.
Joey was totally underrated in
his day.
Right on.
A man with taste.
You seen “Rock and Roll High
School?”
Own the DVD.
You know who I love?
Hilary Duff.
EIGHT-BALL: Carmen?
Hair and wardrobe?
All right, you guys, I have to
get ready.
But um– maybe after the show,
we could hang out
and, uh, talk more about music?
OK. Yeah.
OK.
Nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you.
Bye.
Bye.
Bye.
Aw, yeah!
Remember, stay behind me.
Behind me!
What’s up, y’all?
Are y’all ready to get busy?
[APPLAUSE]
No doubt, no doubt.
Well, give a big island welcome
to the goddess of the tropics,
Miss Carmen Electra!
Check it out!
Hey!
Back it up, buddy.
Plant it right there.
Stay right there.
[APPLAUSE]
[MUSIC PLAYING]
(SINGING) Jungle fever.
Jungle love.
Temperature’s rising.
You got me burning–
burning– burning up.
And I can’t control it.
I’m in flames.
It’s a wild thing, baby, that
can’t be tamed.
Jungle fever.
Fire, fire.
Sweaty and sweet.
When we kiss, can you feel that,
feel that, feel the heat?
Baby, baby.
We got it bad.
What– what’s with our boy over
here?
He shouldn’t stand here.
I mean, he could experience
significant hearing damage.
Or at the very least, tinnitus.
(SINGING) Temperature’s rising.
You got me burning, burning,
burning up.
And I can’t control it.
You’ve gotta be kidding me.
There’s your 15 minutes, Joshy.
Choke on it.
Jungle fever.
[SCREECHING]
– What’s that? – Oh, my god.
Look!
[SCREAMING]
Incoming!
[SCREAMING]
[SCREAMING]
No!
Eight-Ball, no!
[SCREAMING]
CARMEN: Help!
Help!
[SCREAMING]
No!
[SCREAMING]
CARMEN: Somebody help me!
This is bad.
No.
This is awesome!
Come on.
Worldwide service, my ass!
[CRYING]
What are we gonna do?
Hey, it’s OK. It’s OK.
Hey. Hey, come here.
It’s OK. It’s OK.
Chase is here.
Come on.
Come on, let’s buck up.
Let’s buck up, OK? Let’s buck
up.
Be a man here. Let’s go.
Come on. – Yeah.
Come on.
I knew it.
I doubted.
I should never doubt myself.
What?
We’re smack in the middle of
the Bermuda Triangle.
Great.
Can we just go home?
What about Carmen?
Death sells, dude.
I mean, her– her video sales
are going to be like–
How do you know she’s dead?
You saw, Josh!
She’s gone.
I thought you were such a big
fan?
Now you’re ready to sell her
down river?
For what?
For a 25 foot flying insect.
We should go after her.
Yes.
Yes!
I’m down.
I am totally down.
I want to meet that big buglet.
I admire your bravery, Josh.
But this seems a little foolish.
I mean, with the exception of a
summer at Webelo Camp,
you have no wilderness training.
Let alone search and rescue.
And that Webelo camping wasn’t
even a whole summer.
We had to come pick you up.
Those fascists made me paint my
face and make God’s eyes.
All right, young people, listen
up.
I’m Bob Statin, producer of the
show.
How you guys doing tonight?
[CRYING]
All right.
We have an emergency situation
here, so let
me tell you what’s happening.
Uh– point one, due to
unforeseen indigenous animal
activity, Carmen Electra will
not be able to complete
her performance.
Duh.
But I assure you, we’re doing
everything we can
to ensure her safe return, OK?
Uh, what exactly is being done,
Bob?
Please hold all questions.
Uh, point two–
[CRASHING]
A tiny electrical storm has
temporarily
interfered with communications,
which
means that for the time being,
we’re
cut off from the mainland.
[CRASHING]
It’s on fire!
Also, our ship’s power’s gone a
little funny,
so we’re all going to have to
depend on each other, OK?
Right, so let’s stick together,
people!
You know, I don’t recall
electing ass boy island leader.
I’m told by our captain that
once the navigational equipment
is up and running, well–
we’ll be up and running.
So, uh, let’s keep it real.
OK?
And, uh, please proceed in an
orderly fashion
back to the beach.
The, uh– the launches are
waiting.
Oh, a very special surprise
musical guests
will be waiting for you on the
party boat
to keep your spirits up.
OK?
Wait!
Stop!
Look– It’s easy to be there for
a star
when they’re on top and number
one,
but the real fans are there in
the times of trouble.
Lousy ratings, falling record
sales.
Rehab.
Abduction by flying insects.
I don’t claim to have any
answers.
I’m not even always sure what I
believe in.
I’m depressed.
I hate sports.
I’m trying to go vegan, and, uh,
I’m
considering community college
until I
figure out what I want to do.
But I do know one thing–
I’m going after Carmen.
Now, who’s with me?
[CHEERING]
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa,
whoa, whoa, whoa, whao, whoa.
Whoa.
Whoa.
One second there, chief.
If it is your intention to stay
here and play hero,
there’s something you should
know.
Something you all should know,
as it
states in your signed waivers.
Staton Productions is not
responsible
for any bodily harm, including
death, dismemberment,
et cetera during the filming of
MTV’s Tropical Weekend Getaway.
Plainly speaking, you slip off a
cliff, fall into a quicksand
pit, get eaten by a bug the size
of a Hummer,
it’s not my problem.
And when the navigational
equipment is repaired,
my boat is leaving.
With or without you.
I’m out of here.
Seriously, dude.
I’m not getting killed for this.
Word.
Yeah, I’m out.
Let’s get out of here.
Thanks for your support.
I’ll take that under advisement.
Jackass.
Some speech, loser.
Didn’t know you had it in you.
Confidentially, I don’t really
know that I do.
Oh, yes you do, brother.
I mean, you just took your first
step into a whole new world.
A world of unimaginable horror.
It’s gonna be so much fun!
You’re such a big boy.
Yes, you are.
OK, let’s go, people.
I knew the location peep for
this place
was too good to be true.
Any news on the surprise guest
band?
That chopper should have landed
two hours ago.
We lost radio contact with them
right before the show, Bob.
They might have went down in the
storm.
Bad day to be famous.
Yeah.
You know, this was supposed to
be my big break.
Now I’ll never get to host TRL.
Hey, are we still getting paid
for the whole gig?
OK, OK, shut up.
This may look like a disaster,
but actually, this
could be the greatest
opportunity any of us
is ever going to get.
Oh, god.
Screw MTV and their candy ass
variety hour.
[SCOFFING]
This– this is high octane
adventure.
Real life and death.
I’ll sell it to the highest
bidder.
Where are you going with this,
Bob?
Don’t you see?
If that pinhead kid does find
Carmen,
and we capture that on tape,
we’re made.
And– what if he tanks?
Then it’s a heart-wrenching
tale
of unfailing faith and spirit.
Like “Survivor.”
Either way, the footage will
save our ass.
You down?
You kidding me?
I’ve been waiting my whole life
for something like this.
You?
Uh-uh.
I just signed a contract
extension.
My job is safe.
I ain’t going into any jungle
with y’all.
I’ll do it.
Sure you will.
I’ll get everything we need.
Smart girl.
All right.
Hijacked these from the
production.
Can’t tell you how long the
batteries will hold, though.
Check the compass.
Spinning like a dreidel.
Magnetic flux like these can
last up to 24 hours.
I wouldn’t gamble on having more
time than that.
I would also count on highly
unpredictable weather patterns.
Andy?
Hit bag.
When are you gonna realize
there’s time to go
to your locker between classes?
Come on.
Ain’t no lockers in the bush.
Yo, J man.
What do you want?
Josh, I believe in what you’re
doing.
I’d like to offer my support,
and we
want to document your journey.
Yeah.
Right.
Come on.
It’ll be fun.
I’ll make you look fabulous, I
promise.
Whatever.
BOB: Attention, students.
The last–
Let’s get!
Let’s go!
BOB: The last launches are
leaving in five minutes.
Let’s go. We got five minutes.
Come on, Maddie, let’s go. The
boat’s leaving without us.
Let’s go.
No.
I think we should stay.
I think– I think we should help
them.
It might be too late for
Carmen, baby.
But what if it’s not?
There’s always a reason not to
do something, but–
when you have the chance, you
should act.
Josh, tell us what’s on your
mind right now.
How do you prepare for a big
mission like this?
Don’t you think?
Yeah.
Right.
Yeah, absolutely.
Let’s go.
Let’s do this.
Dude, way to go.
You’ve rallied the troops.
Well done.
But I think you’ll all agree
that in order
for this rescue to succeed, it’s
going to come
down to strategic planning.
My world.
You’re unbelievable.
As an Eagle Scout, I did my
fair share
of search and rescue.
First thing, we need to
establish a target zone.
Yeah.
The thing flew off towards the
big mountain.
That’s where we’re headed.
Yeah, That’s exactly what I was
thinking.
Mountain’s the rallying point.
All right, let’s lock and load,
people.
Let’s go.
Let’s go.
We’re on the move.
Hey.
I got your back, bro, OK?
I know you do.
But– but look, just between me
and you, your problem with
Maddie and Mr. Pants, that’s–
that’s what’s really behind this
whole action hero deal, right?
Partly, yeah.
And what’s the other part?
Carmen.
Dude, you– you really think
you had a chance with her?
Look, man, to tell you the
truth,
I have no idea what I’m doing
right now.
Well, Josh– that’s the best
place to be.
Here.
is tape number one.
It’s the bit with the thing, you
know?
Come– just mark it, like,
awesome,
or amazing, or something.
Hey.
I really admire you two.
You know, putting your butts on
the line for posterity.
God, I think it’s so
interesting
how crisis situations bring out
the hidden strengths in people.
Subtle, Jen.
Agenda much?
Josh was all over Carmen.
That’s what this is about.
Any luck with that compass?
Nothing.
To tell you the truth, I’m more
than
a little nervous about the
imminent disappearance
of our only visual aid.
No kidding.
I thought the stars would help,
but with this thick canopy–
Hey, Kruger?
Looks like you’re starting to
drift off course.
Maybe we should compensate for
the downgrade?
Head over this way.
Sweet.
Looks like you compensated us
right into a brick wall.
Look, shut up, you little punk.
Anyone who criticizes leadership
in a time of crisis
is not only counterproductive,
but unpatriotic.
Did you get that off a plaque
in your daddy’s office?
Did I get–
Stop it.
He’s right.
You’re not helping.
How can you buy this guy’s
shtick?
He’s stumbling around in the
dark, just like the rest of us.
Only he’s dangerous, because he
won’t admit when he’s wrong.
– [INAUDIBLE]. – Hey!
That’s enough!
I don’t get it!
I could barely get you to
recycle, and now all of this?
So you got me? Right here?
Right here?
Josh!
A few hours into the search for
Carmen Electra, and tempers
are starting to flare.
You can literally feel the
strain and stress
on these young people.
How was that? Good?
Yeah?
[SHOUTING]
Let go of my jacket!
Kids!
Shut up!
Let go!
Now, chimp boy is here to
resolve all query.
So let’s take a little breather.
A little time out.
A little calm and reverence.
For the mountain.
So that she may reveal her
gracious presence.
[GRUNTING]
What’s he doing?
Stag.
[GRUNTING]
[SHOUTING]
Oh, my god!
Eight-Ball!
What?
Oh, my god.
I can’t believe you’re alive.
What happened?
I don’t know.
Uh– all I remember is that damn
flying cockroach grabbed me.
And then I was, like, falling
through the air.
Then I was in and out of
consciousness.
And I was hanging onto this
tree.
Till this boy here grabbed a
hold of my leg.
Thanks for breaking my fall.
Any time.
Everybody, this is Eight-Ball,
Carmen’s bodyguard.
Oh, great.
He was a lot of help.
What the hell are you talking
about?
Where’s Carmen?
The thing that grabbed you
grabbed her, too.
You don’t remember?
It carried her up to the big
mountain,
so that’s where we’re going.
Oh– She was my responsibility.
And I failed her.
So I’m on it.
And I’m in.
So you lead the way.
Uh– I caught a glimpse of the
mountain before the spill.
It’s, uh, over this way.
I think.
You carry that thing in your
shorts?
Uh-huh.
No holster?
Uh-uh.
How do you sit?
That’s the discipline.
Hm.
After you.
Carmen!
Eight-Ball’s coming!
I’ll get ya!
Gotta get an interview with
that guy.
Andy?
Hey.
I’m not harasshing you, but
wouldn’t a laptop be more
information and less weight?
Well, yeah.
Less weight, less tangible.
And especially in situations
like this–
I mean, useless.
Insane jungle rescue missions
happen often in your life?
I know this is bordering on
creepy,
but books actually make me feel
safe, you know?
They’re a constant.
And if need be, a great place to
hide.
I don’t think you’re creepy.
I had no idea.
Jane Austin’s been my favorite
since 4th grade.
Well, who else do you like?
Bronte, Gabriel Garcia Marquez.
Judy Blume.
I just don’t carry them all
around with me everywhere I go.
Duh.
Almost.
LIL MINDI: So Chase, Maddie,
tell us why you’re here.
Well, we’re– we’re happy to be
leading this rescue
mission for Carmen Electra.
Right, honey?
I think my experience as an
Eagle Scout has–
has led me to–
well, a place where I am fully
prepared to face any
challenges–
Hey– so who dumped who?
She dumped me.
For that guy?
Lame as I am, I can’t believe
it, myself.
Oh, it’s all about the
attitude.
Yeah.
So what, now you’re into
Carmen?
Well, we have a lot in common,
you know?
We share the same music taste.
She gave me this look.
Hey, look, I watch guys fall in
love with Carmen every day.
It’s because she’s so nice.
But you do realize that
nothing’s ever going to happen?
She’s already found her soul
mate.
What do I know?
You know enough to risk your
life,
and the lives of your friends to
save her.
That means something.
Buck up.
What is it?
It’s a praying mantis.
What’s it praying for?
Little kids lost in the woods?
Shh.
Nobody move.
Move!
[SCREAMING]
Get out of my way!
Move, move, move!
Oh, my god!
[SCREAMING]
[SCREAMING]
I don’t believe this!
[SCREAMING]
Keep moving!
Keep moving!
Did you get your shot?
Did you get the shot?
Yeah, I got it.
Stop!
– Why are we stopping? – What’s
going on?
No stopping!
Somebody do something!
This way!
[SCREAMING]
Come on!
Come on!
Oh, my god!
We’re all gonna die!
Uh-oh.
Can a praying mantis swim?
I don’t think so.
Then again, neither can I.
Saddle up, partner.
We’re going in.
No!
There.
– How did you– – Forget it.
Everyone in the canoe.
[SHOUTING]
Go!
[ROARING]
Get in!
Let’s go! Let’s go!
Get in!
[SCREAMING]
It can’t swim.
[LAUGHTER] You can’t swim!
[SCREECHING]
You’re a loser!
Not you, Andy.
Paddle!
Go!
Come on!
Let’s row!
[SCREECHING]
Oh– Hey, I was just, um–
[SCREECHING]
Just– just going to go powder
my nose.
[SCREECHING]
You know, most girls are afraid
of bugs.
But I’m not.
In fact, I think you’re kind of
cute.
What do you say I go slip into
something
a little more comfortable?
Or not.
To join in sex, varying in
scale.
A dangerous pattern could be
emerging.
Meaning?
A 500 foot ladybug could kill
us at any minute.
Oh, yeah.
This will totally work.
Use my earring as a hook.
Trick or treat, kids.
Who’s hungry?
That’s all you brought?
Jawbreakers and nutty bars?
There’s protein in the peanut
butter, Jen.
Hey, guys, no worries.
I’m on it.
I don’t believe you.
I’ll eat candy for dinner before
gore
out a fish’s innards with a
hook,
and then suffocate and burn it.
She’s right, dude.
Fishing hurts.
Oh, hun, fish feel no pain.
They’re the dumbest things on
Earth.
Chop, chop, children.
I need some help with the wood.
Uh, duck, duck, goose. You
three.
Come on.
You should eat something.
Totally vegan.
Not hungry.
Pretty neat trick back there
with the bow.
How’d you do that?
I don’t know.
I had this– it was like I’ve
been here before.
Hm.
That’s new.
Chase give that to you?
Kinda earthy of him.
Don’t talk to me about Chase.
Hey!
Hey, I got one!
Ha ha!
Survival of the fittest, baby!
Yeah!
[ROARING]
Get in there! Get in!
Get in!
Come on!
That’s hot!
Yes!
Good!
Oh, my god!
Help me!
Get that Get that!
Get that.
Get it.
Zoom in on that.
[SHOUTING]
Stop trying to kill us!
Dammit, enough, already!
95 golden gloves, swamp monkey!
Oh!
EIght-Ball!
JEN: Josh!
Do something!
Maddie, look out!
[SCREAMING]
JEN: Yes!
Huh?
Get me the another tape!
Get me another tape!
OK, tape. Here.
Here.
[SHOUTING]
Do you have any idea what this
is gonna do for us?
[SHOUTING]
[SCREAMING]
[GUNSHOT]
Howdy.
Bruce doesn’t take kindly to
strangers, I’m afraid.
Bit tenacious in his bullying.
Thank you for your help.
Who are you?
Dr. Harryhausen, Department of
Atomic Energy.
You kids shouldn’t be horsing
around out here.
What is this place?
Welcome the US Army Outpost
XP27 minus.
A tad understaffed these days,
I’m sorry to say.
Watch those tripwires, kids.
I really should pick up around
here,
but damn if I’m not one of those
one thing at a time types.
The idea of washing dishes
whilst
carrying on a conversation is
totally beyond me.
2, 3, 4– you’re quite a crowd.
It’s awfully nice to have
company.
Are you kids hungry?
We’re kind of in a hurry.
Can you tell us what’s going on
here?
Progress, my boy.
Progress.
Look around you.
What do you see?
Clutter, mess.
Dirty dishes in the sink.
What’s the obsession with dirty
dishes?
It’s what we are, really, deep
down.
A big, slimy, gooey mess.
You ever see a man splayed open?
Look deeply into his innards?
Not before this trip, but go
on.
Confusing, isn’t it?
Not all organized, cleaned, and
pressed properly?
First dishes, now laundry?
Yeah, but sir, physicians have
mapped the human body.
I mean, there’d method behind
the mechanics and structure,
beneath all the blood and–
goo.
Hogwash!
Doctors don’t know anything.
My sister’s a doctor.
Oh, you should hear some of the
stories.
It’s worse than the food service
industry.
The nature of things is
disorganized mess.
We waste our lives developing
perfumey deodorants,
when BO is what we are by
design.
But even here, in the jungle, I
can hear my mother’s voice.
Clean up your room, freak!
Hey, freak, go down to the store
and get me my cough syrup,
and smokes.
Tea, anyone?
[SCREAMING]
It was trying to eat my brain!
Bad Rudy.
Bad, bad, bad little Rudy.
What the hell is that?
Predatory fungus, with a dash
of horseshoe crab.
A mutated crossbreed?
Oh, just a mutt named Rudy.
But he wasn’t trying to eat your
friend’s brains out.
Little fella’s in heat.
Good thing orifice
identification
isn’t his strong point.
Ugh.
Such is the price of arrogance,
kids.
In 1967, the Army stole this
land
from the Mombata islanders, who
lived right here.
No, you won’t find them in any
book.
A lost tribe.
A holdover from the Stone Age.
What happened?
We gave them some colored
beads,
and relocated them for their own
protection.
The tough ones refuse to be
intimidated.
Strong warriors, these folks
were.
Pioneers in the martial arts.
So the army left them right
here.
They believed that their
goddess, Queen Mohacha,
would protect them.
Alas, they were sorely mistaken.
Four H-bombs were detonated in
these waters.
I was among the team sent in to
investigate
the effects on the environment,
and the wildlife.
Our findings– well, by now you
know the results.
Yeah.
Horny nuclear mutants.
Oh, it was a bad scene for a
while.
I considered checking out more
than once.
Nitro.
Figured if it got bad enough,
I’d
bash this sucker over my head,
and see what’s next.
I can think of less painful
ways than blowing yourself up.
Points for dramatic effect,
though.
Not quite time yet.
I still feel that one must go
through hell to experience
the real value of heaven.
Anyway, it’ll all be over soon.
What do you mean?
The end is near, kids.
This land is so polluted, so
sick with corruption–
it’s in its death throes.
Meaning?
The island’s going to sink.
Oh, my god.
You’ve got to be kidding.
What dumbass did the location
scout for this thing?
Doctor, when?
When exactly is the island going
to sink?
Oh, could be minutes.
Could be days.
If there’s anything I’ve learned
in this life,
it’s that there’s no such beast
as an exact science.
Anyone like a beer?
This is ridiculous.
Can you tell us the quickest way
to the big mountain?
The mountain?
Tell me what you know about the
mountain.
Only– no one has dared venture
there for many years.
My entire team perished on that
rock.
It was not meant for man to
tread upon.
We have no choice.
Our friend is trapped up there.
If she’s even still alive.
I think we should listen to
doctor–
She lives.
She waits.
And she’s not alone.
Are you on something?
Doctor, we’re running out of
time.
Please, if you know anything–
Cut through the greenhouse,
then a quick right
past the mass grave.
There’s an old Army road.
Thank you.
Do you want to come with us?
Thank you, child.
No.
The jungle is my home.
I’ll stay here with my babies.
I owe them that.
I felt it.
You were chosen, my dear.
Where you go, there’s hope.
I think if this magnetic
blackout lasts more than 24
hours, I’d say that leaves us
with about eight
left to grab Carmen and make it
back before the boat leaves.
Not a lot of time.
It’s definitely not enough
time.
I mean, you heard what the quack
said.
This place could go down any
sec.
I mean, I think we’ve done all
we can do here.
Totally.
From a journalistic standpoint,
we’ve captured the whole story.
All we’re doing is wasting
time.
Wait a minute!
Look, guys, I don’t know what’s
up there.
But whatever it is, it’s going
to be bad.
It’s going to be worse than bad,
probably.
Deadly, most likely.
Uh– pep talk going a little
astray, buddy.
Yeah.
Um– what I’m trying to say is,
I–
I wouldn’t blame anyone for
turning back.
Brightness lights our path.
Our cause will deliver us.
OK.
The mountain waits!
We go!
Now, this is what I’m talking
about!
Let’s get it on!
Yeah!
Hey, Maddie, what’s up?
Look, I know things are kind of
weird right now,
but you’re freaking me out.
The problem is not mine, but
yours.
Why are you talking like that?
Even when you act, you
question.
No faith.
Look, Yoda, you’re the one who
picked fraidy pants
to be your new suitor, OK?
So you’re not exactly in any
kind of position–
Feel!
Not those.
My heart.
It beats with the rhythm of the
ancient drums.
The mountain beckons me, its
power increasing
with each step closer. – I feel.
I feel.
No!
The mountain is everything.
Right.
Oh. Here, let me help you with
that.
Thanks.
You’re welcome.
Is everybody crazy but me?
I mean, this is crazy, right?
No, I know.
I mean– it’d be different if
they knew what they were doing.
You know, had solid leadership?
Sort of puts things in
perspective, though, you know?
Makes you realize what’s really
important.
Heard that.
Seriously, what can a lousy
television show me mean when
so many lives are at stake?
Everything.
If I’m stuck here, I’m going to
damn
sure make it worth my while. You
know what?
Forget freaking TRL.
I’m going straight to
Entertainment Tonight.
Listen, let me do you the
courtesy of being frank.
OK?
I can’t allow that footage of
me, uh–
back there with the fish guy–
to be seen by millions of
people.
I mean, it would ruin my
political career
before it even gets started.
I’m being groomed to be a very
important political figure.
You’re asking me to
deliberately alter the truth?
That goes against every
journalistic–
Cut the crap, OK?
I know who you are.
You’re a shameless opportunist.
I know that because I’m exactly
the same way.
And we both know that success in
this world
hinges on perception.
The truth?
It doesn’t mean a damn thing.
Now, naturally, I am willing to
discuss adequate compensation
for your help–
Look, no amount of money in the
world
is going to make me part with
that footage.
What kind of pinhead do you
think I am?
My future is riding in this bag.
Your future is your own damn
business.
And if that’s the sharpest
political maneuver you got,
you got a lot more to worry
about
than some lousy videotape.
Hey, man, I’m sorry if I
hesitated back there.
Hey, that’s cool.
You know, you’re just thinking
of your friends.
That’s the mark of a good
leader.
Thanks, but I think it’s more
that I was just scared.
Hey, we’re all scared, brother.
You know, fear is the toughest
beast there is,
and it ain’t ever licked.
All you can do is keep beating
it back.
I sense something here.
What now?
Dude.
Bad vibes.
Andy?
What do you think made that?
It could be mechanical.
When they were bulldozing the
road, maybe?
[SCREECHING]
We go.
Tarzan’s right.
Let’s move!
Back!
Just hold on to me.
It’ll be OK.
It’s coming!
Come on, Maddie.
Come on!
Run!
To the machine.
Take shelter!
No way!
Not him again!
[SCREECHING]
Oh, my god!
This is it! This is it!
Get a hold of yourself!
What the hell is this?
They’re fighting!
They’re fighting!
I’ve got $20 bucks on the one on
the left.
I don’t think it’s a fight.
What are you talking about?
You see the one on the left?
I’m pretty sure that one’s a
female.
That’s my girl.
And the one on the right?
No, that one’s definitely male.
Definitely male.
So it’s get busy time?
It’s big busy.
I think it’s kinda romantic.
No, I don’t disagree.
It’s just, well– you see, if
the female behaves like
a normal sized praying mantis–
Oh, my god!
Oh–
What a bam thanks.
You dead.
Um, Kruger– what should we do
now?
Stay here and be still.
Maybe she’s had her fill of ass
kicking today.
That’s it.
Go.
Go.
Goodbye.
[PHONE RINGING]
What?
Are you kidding me?
Whose cellphone is that?
Someone– – Yeah?
BOB: What’s up?
Oh, hey, Bob.
– Are you nuts? – Definitely.
Definitely.
We’ve got some amazing stuff
here.
I think you’ll be very happy.
[SCREECHING]
– You iodiot! – Go!
Go! Go!
Run!
Bob, I’m just gonna need you to
hold for a second,
cause I really have to run.
Retreat!
Run!
Make way!
Move, move, move, move, move!
Just wait a minute.
What the hell was that?
That?
That was a giant praying mantis.
Did you get it on tape?
Of course I got it on tape.
Yes!
OK, look, we’re all back on the
boat, ready to set sail.
Uh, tell us where you are. We’ll
come get you.
How the hell should I know?
Near the mountain somewhere.
Just get me the hell out of
here.
OK, OK, just–
um– all right.
Uh– Looks like there’s a small
stretch
of beach on the west side of the
mountain.
We’ll circle around back and
meet you there, OK?
Guard the footage with your
life.
This way!
[SCREECHING]
Let’s go!
How the hell are we gonna get
through that?
Go!
Go, go, go, go!
Where’s Eight-Ball?
Where’s Eight-Ball?
Josh! Come on!
He’s coming!
Josh, cross over!
[SCREAMING]
Come on!
Eight-Ball!
Eight-Ball!
Yeah!
Whoa!
Eight-Ball in the corner
pocket!
Yeah!
Josh!
Get going!
Go!
Come on!
Eight-Ball, look out!
[SHOUTING]
[INAUDIBLE]!
Leave me alone!
[INAUDIBLE]
Leave him alone!
Leave him alone!
Come on, Eight-Ball!
Get him!
[SHOUTING]
Yeah!
Yeah!
You’d better start praying now!
Oh, baby, that’s the way I like
it!
Get some, baby!
[SHOUTING]
Who’s the big man now, huh?
Oh–
Eight-Ball!
Get going!
Get Carmen!
No!
Eight-Ball, come on!
Get up!
Fight!
Come on, big mama.
Let’s go for a ride!
[SHOUTING]
No!
He’s gone.
Let’s go.
Where?
Where are we going?
We’re going to walk around in
circles
until– until giant maggots
squirm us to death?
Or– huge moths rip up all our
clothes?
Or– or dung beetles the size
of– of cows
rip us to pieces because they
hate our freedom?
Why don’t you just shut up?
No, I won’t shut up, OK?
I’m done shutting up!
You’re going to listen to me
now!
[SHOUTING]
I sever all ties with you.
The foulest dung of the lowest
creature
holds a greater place in my
heart.
Speak to me no more!
The mountain is near.
One hour.
This way.
How do you know?
I know.
She knows.
Let’s get moving.
No way.
X marks the spot.
I almost don’t believe it.
That thing took her up top, and
disappeared.
Maybe there’s some kind of nest
up there?
Weapons.
Right.
What do we got?
Bear mace?
Brass knuckles?
Nobody messes with Jen.
Unless Jen wants to be messed.
OK.
Well, besides Tomb Raider here,
the rest of us
are a little light.
We must be resourceful.
[WHISTLE]
[SHOUTING]
Let’s do this.
Going somewhere?
Whoa, whoa, wait.
You don’t want to go out there
alone.
Let me help.
Yeah, I’m sure you’re real
concerned for my safety.
Oh, come on.
I want to get out of here, same
as you.
It’s an even trade.
You obviously know the way out.
I got your back.
Fine.
Come on, jackass.
Such strange topography.
Porous.
You mean like a volcano?
I hope not.
Hey, you sure you know where
you’re going?
– Hey, look! – Shut up.
Let’s go. Let’s hustle, girl.
Let’s go. – Shut up!
Come on.
That producer guy must be
picking them up.
Good riddance.
Yeah, but– you don’t believe
they’d leave without us?
How much longer?
I think we’re getting close.
I can hear the ocean.
What the hell?
Well, well.
It’s so nice to see you.
Said the spider to the fly.
Get me the hell out of here!
Oh, great.
Very good.
Bravo.
Mission accomplished.
Now cut me loose.
You know, if I get anywhere
near that stuff,
I’m gonna be as stuck as you.
Weak chicken ass.
Go get help. Get to the boat.
Where are they meeting us?
The beach.
Against the west face of the
mountain.
Well, now we both know, don’t
we?
I’m going to make sure do a real
nice tribute piece on you.
How’s that for political
maneuvering?
[HISSING]
Oh– Check it out!
Help me!
[SCREAMING]
Scratch one wannabe.
She had her priorities
completely misaligned.
Except for her abs.
Stay focused.
We’re running out of time.
Oh, wow.
Yeah.
What the hell is this?
The beginning of the end.
A volcano.
I knew it.
I don’t know.
Well, what’s happening,
captain?
This is a piece of her dress.
She’s here.
She’s here.
And she may be naked.
[SCREECHING]
This is no volcano.
[SCREAMING]
[INAUDIBLE]!
You want my candy?
You can’t have my candy.
No, you can’t!
What?
What?
Ha!
OK. OK.
Maybe you can have a Kit Kat.
Or a Nutty Bar, or something.
[INAUDIBLE]
Nice shooting.
Archery ribbon.
Guess Webelo Camp wasn’t a total
waste.
It looks like an ant.
Soldier ant.
This whole mountain is one giant
anthill.
But how could that be?
Whatever grabbed Carmen has
wings.
Ants don’t fly.
There’s one that does.
HARRYHAUSEN: One, indeed.
The queen has wings.
Highest marks, Andy.
What are you doing up here,
doc?
Figured you kids could use a
hand.
Josh, it smells like your shoes
down here.
Shut up.
All right, kids, keep your eyes
open.
Little help?
No?
Doc, how many more of those
ants do you think
are down here?
Thousands, I would think?
Normally, yes.
But many years ago, the Army
just
napalmed the hell out of this
hell,
exterminating almost the entire
colony.
My team and I went in with
specially
designed gas guns that were
meant
to sterilize the survivors.
We completed our mission, but
not before the surviving
ants had their revenge.
The queen herself killed most of
my men.
So it’s payback time?
She was understandably angry.
But yes, I miss my colleagues.
OK.
I’m officially freaked out.
Turn off your lights.
We’re in the main chamber.
[SCREECHING]
Regal, isn’t she?
It’s no wonder she still reigns.
Yeah, I’d do her.
If I was an ant.
I don’t see Carmen.
Where is she?
Who are these guys?
Ah, yes.
The missing Mombata tribe.
The warriors who refused to
leave the island
those many years ago.
Now, that’s a big banana.
What are they doing here?
Why are they in business with
the ants?
HARRYHAUSEN: They don’t appear
to be partners with the queen.
More like–
Slaves.
Indeed.
Enslaved to do the work of the
colony.
But why would they allow it?
There are only a few giant ants,
and so many of them.
They are oppressed.
Their souls weakened by bondage.
[DRUMMING]
Now what?
[NON-ENGLISH SPEECH]
[SCREECHING]
[GRUNTING]
Look!
Carmen.
[SCREECHING]
[DRUMMING]
They got a band, too.
(SINGING) Jungle fever.
Jungle love.
Bastards.
Temperature’s rising.
Got me burning– burning–
Burning.
They like it.
Of course.
Even abducted and abused,
Carmen’s got it going on.
That’s why she got grabbed.
To keep the slaves happy.
I’m in flames.
It’s a wild thing, baby, that I
can’t be tamed.
Jungle fever.
My people are not themselves.
You’re one to talk.
They worship a false god.
I have come to deliver them.
Indeed, you have.
And you shall.
Go to your people?
Show them who you are.
Who is she?
Who are you?
I am Mohacha.
The physical incarnation of
their goddess queen!
Maddie, wait!
Let her go.
It’s her destiny.
And it might be just the that
you need to save your friend.
Mohacha Benwana!
[SCREECHING]
Mohacha– Mohacha–
Mohacha?
Mohacha.
Mohacha.
Mohacha.
Mohacha.
Mohacha.
Mohacha.
Mohacha.
Mohacha.
Mohacha.
Mohacha.
Mohacha.
Mohacha. Mohacha.
Mohacha. Mohacha.
Mohacha.
Mohacha.
[SHOUTING]
[CHEERING]
[NON-ENGLISH SPEECH]
The revolution has started.
Go now, while there’s a
diversion.
Jen, come with me.
Andy, stay with the doc and look
after Maddie.
We’re going after Carmen.
[SHOUTING]
Josh?
Josh?
We should go this way.
[SHOUTING]
Oh, god!
Jen!
Thank you.
Shut up.
[SCREAMING]
[SHOUTING]
Keep moving!
So I’ll– I’ll call you, right?
[SHOUTING]
Stop!
Mohacha our friend.
Our friend.
[NON-ENGLISH SPEECH]
Yes.
Yes, Maddie– I mean, Mohacha–
with me.
You guys better get down there.
Help out your homies.
Go. Go, go.
Go.
Carmen!
Josh?
Yeah.
Me.
Weird, right?
Come on.
We gotta get out of here.
Let’s go.
[SHOUTING]
The end is upon us.
The island’s sinking?
Now?
OK, your highness?
Time to go.
[NON-ENGLISH SPEECH]
Hey!
Hey!
Over here!
INTERCOM: Attention, all hands–
Who the hell’s that?
INTERCOM: Underwater seismic
activity detected.
Prepare for immediate departure.
I don’t see LIl Mindi anywhere.
[ALARM]
INTERCOM: Prepare for immediate
departure.
So I’ll write a book, instead.
I got Carmen!
Hey!
Which way is out?
Um– looks like someone’s
watching
way too much “Charmed.”
Long story.
Doc, exit?
I know of a ventilation shaft.
It’s our quickest escape route.
I have Lil Mindi’s bag!
I– No.
No.
Nobody abandons Chase Newsome!
Come on. Let’s go.
I can see it. There it is.
Come on!
A bit treacherous, I’m afraid.
Yeah.
Treacherous.
Look, I just took on a whole
room full of ants, OK?
So whatever’s out there, it’s
not as bad.
Let’s go!
Oh, yeah!
[SHOUTING]
[SHOUTING]
Come on, guys.
Let’s go.
Do you like pets?
Yeah.
I have two cats.
Both rescues.
I’ve got another one for you.
[MUMBLING]
Keep him warm.
Sing to him at night.
He likes that.
Carmen, Maddie– go!
OK!
We’re going.
– You’re next, doc. – No.
You run along.
I have something I have to do.
I owe a debt to some old
friends.
You’re sure you know what
you’re doing?
I’m sure.
Happy trails.
[SHOUTING]
Let’s finish this, shall we, my
dear?
Here’s your cough syrup and
smokes, Ma!
[SCREECHING]
[EXPLOSION]
Run!
Where’s Dr. Harryhausen?
He didn’t make it.
Where’s the boat?
They left us!
I knew it!
How could they?
That’s showbiz, baby.
Everyone’s expendable.
So hardcore.
We’re definitely gonna die!
[SCREAMING]
There’s trouble!
It’s trouble!
Oh, my god.
Hold on to me.
[SHOUTING]
[NON-ENGLISH SPEECH]
What’s with the loser?
What’s going on?
My people have resettled in a
nearby atoll,
where they will begin again.
Can they give us a ride?
Our destiny lies elsewhere.
We must remain strong.
We must stay united.
I imagine that concept seems
easy to you,
seeing as how you are a warrior
goddess.
Prepare for our deliverance.
[SHOUTING]
Look, enough’s enough.
If we’re going to die, I want to
get a few things off my chest.
[SHOUTING]
Maddie, you’re the only person
I really
care about in the whole world.
[SHOUTING]
Life’s a crappy black hole
without you.
I’m a better person with you.
You’ve made me see so many
things that I’ve never seen.
[SHOUTING]
Maddie, shut up!
Just who the hell do you think
you are, telling me to shut up?
It’s cool, it’s cool.
They used to go out.
You’re back.
Maddie– you are Maddie again,
right?
Yeah.
Who else would I be?
Hey.
I was gonna wait for the time to
be right,
but I must tell you now.
I love you, Jen.
I’ve always loved you.
You’re such a dork.
I’m in a rock band, you know?
Sorry.
I’m married.
OK.
Burn it up!
Come on!
I am ready!
I’m ready.
I’m ready for the great
metamorphosis!
Come on!
Hey, babe!
Yeah!
OK!
Hit me again!
I am ready, and I am not afraid!
Wait!
You guys hear that?
Look!
[SHOUTING]
Over here!
We’re gonna make it!
You guys OK?
Oh, my god!
It’s Nick Carter!
Some gig, huh, Carmen?
Yeah.
What are you doing here?
He was supposed to be our
surprise musical guest.
Yeah, but our instruments, you
know, they kept bugging out.
We got lost.
The Bermuda Triangle is a spooky
place, dude.
Most spooky.
We can discuss this in the air.
Let’s go.
Let’s go!
[MUMBLING]
Oh, look at you you, you cute
little thing.
Isn’t he cute?
Yeah, we’ve got some pretty big
gigs coming up.
A lot of major label interest.
You can sign it to Jen, love
always,
and you can put your phone
number on it, too.
I don’t believe it.
It felt like a dream, but–
it’s real.
Yeah.
You were something else back
there.
Let me tell ya.
Pretty hot with that machete.
But you made it happen.
You acted when nobody else
would.
I think I was curious to see
what would happen
if I actually did do something.
Because to tell you the truth, I
did it for you.
You know, the aquarium is
enslaving
a whole family of killer whales
for the summer tourist trade,
and–
I’m there.
Last thing I want to do is piss
off another water mammal.
Wait!
Wait!
Wait, I’m here!
Hey, wait!
Wait!
Wait!
All right, we gotta keep it
together.
Where there’s a will, there’s a
way.
Come on, Chase.
Remember JFK.
PT 109.
Survived on coconuts.
[INAUDIBLE]
Come on, Chase.
Where there’s a will, there’s a
way.
[SNICKERING]
CHASE: Nobody abandons Chase
Newsome!
[SCREAMING]
[MUSIC PLAYING]
SINGER: Looking out fast, a
young man rose up.
Nose up.
Ahead of the other ones.
Mohacha Benwana!
SINGER: Into submission.
Look at how fast a young man
falls.
I ain’t going into any jungles
with y’all.
SINGER: It’s a bad time.
You guys OK?
The queen has wings.
[SHOUTING]
Go away!
[ROARING]
This is no volcano.
[SHOUTING]
[SCREAMING]
Worldwide service my ass.
I’ll do it.
I’ll get everything we need.
Hey, we still getting paid for
the whole gig?
I don’t see Lil Mindi anywhere.
SINGER: There’s too many
stories.
Too much to tell.
It ain’t going.
[ROARING]
[ROARING]
SINGER: It’s a bad time, it’s a
bad time.
And I’m afraid, I’m afraid of
falling.
[NON-ENGLISH SPEECH]
[SHOUTING]
Keep moving!
Mohacha.
Mohacha.
[SCREECHING]
Predatory fungus with a dash of
horseshoe crab.
[MUMBLING]
Take it, one more.
Action!
You know, most girls are afraid
of bugs.
But I’m not.
In fact, I think you’re kind of
cute.
All right, big boy.
God, I’m sorry.
DIRECTOR: Cut!
Cut it right away.
[MUSIC PLAYING]
(SINGING) Jungle fever.
Jungle love.
Temperature’s rising.
You got me burning, burning,
burning up.
And I can’t control it.
I’m in flames.
It’s a wild thing, baby, that
can’t be tamed.
Jungle fever.
Fire, fire.
Sweaty and sweet.
When we kiss, can you feel that,
feel that, feel the heat?
Baby, baby.
We got it bad.
I said yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
yeah.
Jungle fever.
Jungle love.
Temperature’s rising.
Got me burning, burning, burning
up.
And I can’t control it.
I’m in flames.
It’s a wild thing, baby, that
can’t be tamed.
Jungle fever.
I said yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
yeah.
Jungle fever.
Jungle love.
Temperature’s rising.
You got me burning, burning,
burning up.
And I can’t control it.
I’m in flames.
It’s a wild thing, baby, that
can’t be tamed.
Jungle fever.
It’s a wild thing, baby.
It’s a wild thing, yeah.
It’s a wild thing, baby.
It’s a wild thing, yeah.
[THUNDER ROLLING]